Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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