I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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