Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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