I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
