you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Green mimosas i think yes
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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