dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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