True but thats because hes a fetus.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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