Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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