We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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