escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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