Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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