I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.