Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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