I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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