Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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