butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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