Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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