Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Buhtt sex?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
