O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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