I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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