just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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