Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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