what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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