Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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