Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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