I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Ladies don't puke and tell
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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