I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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