Do vagina's smell?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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