Define "chronic" masturbator.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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