the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I want you more than these girls want KFC
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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