I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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