He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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