I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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