Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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