How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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