I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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