if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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