ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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