i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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