I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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