i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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