The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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