On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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