Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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