My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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