My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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