i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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