I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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