I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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