Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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