She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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