I'm going to jail i love you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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