I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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