lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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