If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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