dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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