this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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