My sheets look like a crime scene.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
