that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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