Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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